1. your mother ever made you come watch TV with
the family.
2. you realize a year later that a girl (or boy)
had been flirting with you.
3. you won’t allow your daughter/sister/female
friend to date anyone whom you have not thoroughly vetted.
4. you answer Yes/No questions with, ‘It depends ….’
5. your eyebrows are the most expressive part of
your face.
6. people think you are angry or upset when in
fact you are just thinking.
7.
boredom is a dangerous thing.
8.
it takes you days to figure out what you are feeling.
9.
people don’t understand your jokes. And if they do, they are fellow Ns.
10. you can debate on the side of
an issue that you don’t hold.
11. you’ve done so much research
on a subject that people think you are an expert, but you’ve never taken a
class in it.
12. you prefer criticism, because
praise doesn’t help you improve. (Although, personally, I am finding that I
need praise, because my view of myself is far too negative.)
13. you’ve been told you would
make a great super-villain. And then you scare people even more when you admit
that you had considered it as a career choice at one time.
14. you can’t talk about something
private with someone without also avoiding eye contact.
15. you are always at least five
steps ahead of everyone around you.
16. you are easily frustrated by
those around you, but rarely become truly angry.
17. you have a black belt in
sarcasm.
18. you feel like you have a lot
in common with the villains in movies and books.
19. people have ever hoped you
would get a bad grade on a test so you wouldn’t wreck the curve, and you gladly
disappointed them.
20. you understand almost everyone
else, but they can’t seem to ever understand you.
